Two Show Passes
£23
Two seats at any Comedy Boat show — entry only.
- 2 × show pass
The Gift of Comedy · The Rum MonkeyThis Christmas · Sorted before the shops shut
Give an Experience
Worth Talking About
Two seats at any show, pizza for two and a drink each — the whole night, sorted. A comedy club on a boat, moored on the Thames at Battersea. The gift they’ll actually remember.
£45.99 Experience for Two · three ways to gift · valid 12 months
4.9 · 3,900+ five-star reviews · London’s funniest night out
Instant e-voucherEmailed in time for Christmas
Three ways to gift
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Experience for Two
£45.99
The full night for two — seats, pizza & drinks.
- 2 × show pass
- Pizza for 2
- 2 × drinks
Experience for Four
£89.99
The full night for four — the works, doubled.
- 4 × show pass
- Pizza for 4
- 4 × drinks
Every gift voucher is valid a full 12 months · redeemable for any Comedy Boat show · delivered instantly by email.
The Whole Night, Sorted
One Gift. The Lot.
2 × Show Pass
Two seats at any Comedy Boat show — they pick the night.
Pizza for 2
Hot and waiting at the venue on the night — no menu maths, no bill.
2 × Drinks
A drink each at the bar on the night — raised to you, presumably.
Valid 12 Months
A whole year to choose the perfect night. No rush, no pressure, nothing to spoil.
What you’re really giving
A boat on the Thames. Battersea Power Station lit up through the windows. Three comedians about to make them cry laughing — and a slice of pizza with their name on it.
Not another candle. Not another pair of socks. A night out they’ll still be quoting months later — London’s funniest, most unusual evening, wrapped up as a gift.
Never a dud gift
Why It Always Lands
A Memory, Not a Thing
Experiences beat objects every time. This one gathers stories, not dust.
Delivered Instantly
Emailed the moment you buy — even at 11pm on the day. Nothing to post.
One of a Kind
London’s only comedy club on a boat — a night out they can’t get anywhere else.
Loved by Thousands
4.9★ across thousands of reviews. A safe bet for any comedy fan.
Made for Two
A proper night out for them and a plus-one — not a night in alone.
Zero Faff
Personalise, pay, done. They book online and pay nothing on the night.
Two minutes, done
How It Works
1
Personalise it
Add your message and a photo, pick a design — Neon, Birthday or Classic.
2
Delivered instantly
Emailed straight away, or on the date you choose. Nothing to print or post.
3
They enjoy the night
They book two seats online and pay nothing — pizza and drinks are waiting.
Give a gift that gets remembered.Give them somewhere warm this Christmas.
Comedy Boat gift vouchers · from £23 · delivered instantly · valid 12 months.Delivered by midnight — even on the 24th. Beat the last-post panic · valid a full 12 months.
Gift the Experience →Personalise it, send it now or on the day. Redeemable for any Comedy Boat show.Order any time right up to Christmas Eve — it lands the moment you buy.