The Comedy Boat · Battersea SW11

Stand-Up on a Boat.
Yes, really.

London’s only comedy club on a boat. 200 seats, riverside views of Battersea Power Station, and comedy that’d be brilliant anywhere — but is properly special here.

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Wed/Thu 7:30pm Sun 1:30pm & 5:30pm From £11.50 200 capacity
What to Expect

A Night on the Boat

The Boat

Battersea Barge, moored at Tideway Dock, Nine Elms. A proper venue with a full bar, seating for 200, and Battersea Power Station lit up out the window.

It doesn’t go anywhere — no sea legs required. It just floats, you laugh.

The Show

Three comics and one hilarious host, every show. The same line-up quality you’d get at a big-name club — on a boat, for a fraction of the price.

Tickets from £11.50 all-in, no drink minimums.

Prefer the West End?
We also run Friday nights in the heart of Soho — intimate, chaotic and electric.
Comedy in Soho →
Three Shows a Week

Boat Dates

All Shows →
Wed · Thu from Sep
Midweek Night Comedy
7:30pm – 10:00pm
Battersea Barge, Nine Elms
£11.50
Sunday
Sunday Afternoon Comedy
1:30pm – 4:00pm
Battersea Barge, Nine Elms
£11.50
Sunday
Sunday Evening Comedy
5:30pm – 8:00pm
Battersea Barge, Nine Elms
£11.50
Pick a date
Book direct — always cheapest here, not on resale sites. Sold-out shows sell out for real, so don’t sit on it.
Getting There

Find the Boat

  1. Head for Nine Elms, Battersea. Nearest tube: Battersea Power Station (Northern line). Vauxhall station is also walkable.
  2. Walk along Nine Elms Lane towards Battersea Power Station until you reach Tideway Dock.
  3. Look for the Battersea Barge moored at the dock — that’s the venue. Walk down the gangway and grab a drink at the bar.
Battersea Barge Tideway Dock, Nine Elms Lane,
London SW11 8PZ
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