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The Comedy Boat · Battersea SW11

Stand-Up on a Boat.
Yes, really.Dark Comedy
on Iconic Boat

London’s only comedy club on a boat. 200 seats, riverside views of Battersea Power Station, and comedy that’d be brilliant anywhere — but is properly special here.

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Wed/Thu 7:30pm Sun 1:30pm & 5:30pm From £11.50 200 capacity

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Is it for you?

Love twisted humour?
& cool places?

Welcome to dark comedy
on a boat!

“…think your favorite Whatsapp group’s but live!!”

On the Thames, close to Battersea Power Station…
No preaching. No holding back…
the ultimate experience…

Treat Deals

Two Show Passes

£23

Two seats at any show — Boat or Soho, entry only.

  • 2 × show pass
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Experience for Two

£45.99

The full night for two — seats, food & drinks.

  • 2 × show pass
  • Food for 2
  • 2 × drinks
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Experience for Four

£89.99

The full night for four — the works, doubled.

  • 4 × show pass
  • Food for 4
  • 4 × drinks
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Two friends smiling with a glass of red wine and a soft drink on the Battersea Barge
Same Time Every Week

The Weekly Rhythm

Wed · Thu from Sep
Midweek Night Comedy
7:30pm – 10:00pm
The Comedy Boat, Battersea
from £11.50
Sunday
Sunday Afternoon Comedy
1:30pm – 4:00pm
The Comedy Boat, Battersea
from £11.50
Sunday
Sunday Evening Comedy
5:30pm – 8:00pm
The Comedy Boat, Battersea
from £11.50
Wanna try Soho?
Fridays at Jamon Jamon — an intimate West End basement, same big laughs.
Comedy in Soho →
Getting There

Find the Boat

  1. Head for Nine Elms, Battersea. Nearest tube: Battersea Power Station (Northern line). Vauxhall station is also walkable.
  2. Walk along Nine Elms Lane towards Battersea Power Station until you reach Tideway Dock.
  3. Look for the Battersea Barge moored at the dock — that’s the venue. Walk down the gangway and grab a drink at the bar.
Battersea Barge Tideway Dock, Nine Elms Lane,
London SW11 8PZ
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