The Rum Monkey Comedy Club

London’s Funniest
Night Out.

A comedy club on a boat. Another one in a Soho basement. Four shows a week, tickets from £11.50, and a 4.9-star average across 3,900+ reviews.

The Rum Monkey started with a simple, slightly stupid question: what if a comedy club floated?

The answer is the Comedy Boat — the Battersea Barge at Tideway Dock, Nine Elms. Two hundred seats, a full bar, and Battersea Power Station glowing out the window while three comics and a host do their best (and occasionally worst) work. It’s the only comedy club on a boat in London. We checked.

Comedy that’d be good anywhere — but is properly brilliant on a boat.

Then came Soho. Friday nights in the basement of Jamon Jamon on Caxton Walk — an intimate, chaotic, electric little room 50 metres from the Palace Theatre. Same quality of line-up, completely different energy. Dark, fresh stand-up in the heart of the West End.

The deal is the same at both venues: three comics, one hilarious host, tickets from £11.50 all-in. The line-ups mix TV names testing new material with the sharpest rising acts on the UK circuit — over 100 comedians cross our stages every year.

3,900+ reviews and a 4.9-star average later, we’re fairly sure the stupid question had a good answer.

Two Rooms, One Rule

Pick Your Poison

Wed/Thu · Sun
The Comedy Boat
Battersea Barge, Nine Elms SW11
Riverside views · 200 seats · from £11.50
Fridays
Comedy in Soho
Jamon Jamon, 3 Caxton Walk WC2H
Intimate basement · 18+ · from £11.50
Say hello
Group bookings, private hires, press, or a comedian who wants a spot: hello@therummonkey.com
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