Dimitri Bakanov
Comedy Store regular · razor-sharp Brexit-Britain wit
Dark Comedy for fun people
in Fun Places
"The antidote to Woke"
Tickets from £13
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Sunday Comedy Boat Special
Show Pass, Pizza & Drinks for Two
- Two show passes
- Pizza to share
- A drink each
£47.49 all-in for two · includes the £1.50 booking fee
Just 20 per show — they go first
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Why did Live at the
Apollo die? Screw preachy
and boring. Isn’t stand-up
meant to be FUN? WILD?
"Imagine your twisted
WhatsApp group
but live!"
On a 3-deck boat by
Battersea Power Station, and
in Soho.
Want to laugh properly?
You’ve just found your tribe.
Boat Deal
Show + Pizza + Drinks
for two, normally £65, deal price £47.49
London’s funniest night out
Stand-Up Comedy.
On a Boat.
Live stand-up on the Thames at Battersea — plus every Friday in Soho. Three comics and a host, every show.
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Battersea · SW11
The Comedy
Battersea Barge, Tideway Dock, Nine Elms Lane, London SW11 8PZ Get directions to Battersea Barge
The Comedy
Boat
A Comedy Boat on the Thames. 200 capacity. Battersea Power Station out the window. Properly brilliant.
Get Boat Tickets Explore the Boat Wed/Thu 7:30pm · Sun 1:30pm & 5:30pmBattersea Barge, Tideway Dock, Nine Elms Lane, London SW11 8PZ Get directions to Battersea Barge
West End · WC2H
Comedy
Jamon Jamon, 3 Caxton Walk, Soho, London WC2H 8PW Get directions to Jamon Jamon Soho
Comedy
in Soho
Intimate, chaotic and electric. Friday nights in the heart of Soho. The kind of gig where anything can happen.
Get Soho Tickets Explore Soho Fridays 8pmJamon Jamon, 3 Caxton Walk, Soho, London WC2H 8PW Get directions to Jamon Jamon Soho
The Talent
Our Comedians
On Stage This Month
Fabrice Rango
Writes for Comedy Central & ITV · roasts in 3 languages
Mat Wills
The Comedy Boat's filthy-mouthed ringmaster
Michael Hackett
Victorious Festival winner · bestselling author
Monica Hsueh
BBC New Comedy semi-finalist · millions of views
Ollie Reyhart
NYC-forged edge · The Blackout winner
Ridwan Hussain
Turns insecurities into the sharpest punchlines
Stella Graham
Nine Fringe hours · BBC Radio 4 Newsjack writer
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Common Questions
Got Questions?
Where is The Rum Monkey comedy club?
Two locations: Battersea Barge, Tideway Dock, Nine Elms Lane, London SW11 8PZ (Wed/Thu & Sundays) and Jamon Jamon, 3 Caxton Walk, Soho, London WC2H 8PW (Fridays).
How much are tickets?
Tickets start from £13 all-in — that includes the £1.50 booking fee, nothing hidden. Boat and Soho shows are the same price, and the Boat Treat deal adds pizza and drinks for two. Early booking gets the best seats.
Is The Rum Monkey actually on a boat?
Yes — the flagship venue is Battersea Barge, a 200-capacity Comedy Boat on the Thames with views of Battersea Power Station. It's unlike any other comedy night in London.
What nights do shows run?
Wednesdays or Thursdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 1:30pm & 5:30pm at Battersea Barge. Fridays at 8pm at Jamon Jamon in Soho. Shows run every week, all year round.
The Comedy Boat
(Battersea Barge)
150m from Battersea Power Station Tube
Opposite Black Cap Coffee Co.
Soho Comedy Club
(Basement Jamon Jamon)
3 Caxton Walk. 50m walk from Tottenham Court Road
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